What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 02:20
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
Octopussy
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.